I have just had a phonecall from my 87 year old nan, I thought she had finally come to her senses when she said she was going to sell her car but she then followed it up by saying she is buying a scooter instead!

This woman is seriously nuts, she has never used one before and just wants to go and buy it tomorrow, she has no insurance and has great difficulty in moving around due to her age and arthritis and she thinks she can use a scooter....is she off her fucking trolley?:crazy:

Shes lethal behind the wheel of a car can you imagine her on an electric scooter, she hasn't yet worked out where she will keep it or how she will re-charge it. She is one of those old gits that as soon as she has an idea in her head no-one can change her mind, something tells me she'll be dead by Christmas, oh well at least we wont have to have one of those boring Christmas dinners with the relatives!.....Always look on the bright side!........Sorry, never really seen eye to eye with the woman and now she just annoys me a hell of a lot!